Sideline Warning

By now everyone has seen this photo:

The phases of thought when viewing this picture are these:

1. What the hell is that thing? (It’s a helmet decal flying off)
2. No way. That’s totally photoshopped. (No, it’s from the AP. Honest.)
3. Then either:
   • [For Alabama fans:] OMG! That’s so awesome!
   • [Everyone else:] That’s just a fluke, besides, <Snarky comment about Alabama>

Let’s think about this critically for a second. First, anyone who’s ever picked up a helmet with decals on it knows: those things do not just fall off. They do not fly off. They don’t happen to come off by accident. They must be forcibly removed from the helmet. They’re designed to endure a lot of wear.

Because of that, we know, that it wasn’t that Johnson hit Walker so hard that the number just flew off. We can also tell that because, if he had hit Walker that hard, Walker would be on the ground and unconscious, instead of standing upright still needing to be tackled.

So what does it mean? As best I can tell, the play was a “near miss” that stripped the number off… but consider this: how fast do you have to be going that brushing by someone is going to rub the number off? The answer: pretty damn fast.

That’s the intensity that makes this picture so awesome.

Memo to the Auburn Tigers: last season is over. We’re two weeks into a new one.

This whole “fear the thumb” thing? Yeah, it was clever (a little) last year. Apparently, though, neither K-State nor South Florida got the memo. They did not fear the thumb. There was nothing on the other sideline to be afraid of, really.

K-State lost a heart-breaker in week one, but South Florida beat Auburn in basically every phase of the game. USF is no cupcake, but for all of the jaw-flapping that Auburn fans have been doing in the off-season, that game should’ve been a win — one on par with Alabama’s win over Vandy.

If the Tide team that played Vandy this weekend squared off against the Tigers team that faced USF, Alabama would win by four touchdowns.

It’s still early though, Auburn, you have some time to redeem yourself. Good luck.

Buried at the end of an article in the Clarion Ledger from earlier this week, about how Tulane is an unknown quantity for the Dogs, is an interesting snippet:

A new policy will keep quarterbacks off-limits from media interviews starting on Tuesdays of game weeks. Other players are available for interviews until Wednesday.

Croom said he instituted the policy because he wanted his quarterbacks to be able to better focus on the game plans.

To help them better focus on game plans, coach, or because you’re afraid of what someone like Michael Henig might get asked after a performance like last week’s?

The third quarter just ended in Starkville and there are two things that have become pretty clear. First, LSU is not playing like the second best team in the country. Second, Michael Henig is probably the worst quarterback in the SEC. If each of his completions had been touchdowns, his TD-to-INT ratio would still be horrible.

It’s true that LSU’s defensive line is big and nasty, but they’ve really not been putting a whole lot of pressure on Henig. He’s been making absolutely horrible decisions and the secondaries in the SEC are just too good to be throwing the balls that he is.

The MSU defense has actually been doing a pretty good job, but with Henig handing LSU points (24 out of 31 in the first half came off of interceptions), not even the best defense in the country is going to keep you in the game.

Alabama fans are often accused of “living in the past”. Of course, the simple fact is that there’s nowhere else to live. Living in the present is fun, but once a game is over it’s really in the past. Living in the future is much happier, but doesn’t really impress anyone.

Most people draw artificial lines to separate the “present” from the “past”, and it typically coincides with their recent runs of success being “present” and everything prior being “past.” Fact is, though, that everyone who has a past of any import remembers it, is proud of it, and talks about it. Any sane Auburn fan would trade their last five years for Alabama’s history. Why? Because success and failure come and go, but what’s done is done.

There’s another benefit to not ignoring the past: perspective. Those who spend too much time harping on the pseudo-present end up, like a lot of Auburn fans have, losing all sense of perspective. See, e.g., Jay Coulter’s breathless puff-piece on the media’s take on Saban and Alabama. They assume that because a team has had some bad years that their time has passed, that they’re “washed up”, or that they’re “has beens”. I call it The Auburn Delusion.

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I was as disappointed as anyone to see that Alabama WR Tyrone Prothro has been given a medical scholarship. What’s going to be more unbearable, over the next few days, will be the number of commenters, bloggers, and pundits (many of whom have never stepped on a football field, let alone coached on one) belly-aching about how he never should’ve been in the game.

To put my response it in the kindest possible way: horseshit.

This sort of argument is lazy. Unsurprisingly, The Wizard of Odds is first on the scene (and this should surprise no one) with this argument’s trademarked half-assed logic. Let’s look:

The bottom line: Prothro’s injury should have never happened. The Crimson Tide held a 31-3 lead over the Gators with under nine minutes remaining when Prothro, who should not have even been in the game, got hurt. And Alabama coach Mike Shula should have known better. In 2004, he lost quarterback Brodie Croyle to injury during a blowout against dreaded Western Carolina.

At the time of the Injury, Alabama had been incubating a nice reputation for being chronically unable to play a full game of football. So let’s go back. After scoring on the first possession of the half, Alabama had been sputtering. Florida got the ball at their own 31 with about two minutes to play in the 3rd quarter. The quarter ended with three straight completions, taking the Gators into Alabama territory. Florida came out of the gate with two incomplete passes to start the final quarter of play, before converting a 4th and long situation with pass, taking them to around the Alabama 35.

That’s when the defense stood up. Alabama sacked Chris Leak and, on the next play, a defensive lineman got a good jump and Florida had to take a holding penalty. Florida tossed a quick pass on 2nd and 20-something, which was stopped for very little gain. On 3rd and long Ramzee Robinson picked off a pass and returned it to the Florida 43 yard line.

Okay, coach, what do you do? Shula had two options:

1. Send in the second team, with 9 minutes of football to play, and let the subs get some playing time. Ignore the fact that Florida had been putting together a drive, that they had recently beaten the #5 team in the nation, and that your team’s play so far that season had been spotty at best. OR…
2. Go for the throat. Punch it in with your starters and earn a decisive victory. Show your team what it means to own the fourth quarter. Light a spark under your team.

Sure, after the fact we see that Prothro got hurt and the immediate reaction is “he never should’ve been playing.” And if all you do is look at the score, maybe you’re right. Of course, the game is more than just the score, and the season is even more than that. This isn’t the NFL. College players have a lot to learn, and (for once) Shula was teaching. His coaching performance from that point forward makes him an easy target, and it seems to be popular to evangelize the laziest possible analysis of every college football event, but it just doesn’t work here.

I supported Shula’s decision then and I support it now. Do I wish Prothro hadn’t gotten hurt? Absolutely. Do I think it was the wrong decision to play the starters? No.

The Pep Rally is, more-or-less, a link dump of things I found over the past week or so that didn’t merit whole posts, but deserved linkage nonetheless.

• FanHouse :: I’m not ashamed. I’m going to plug my own series at FanHouse detailing the Ten Dirtiest NCAA Football Programs.
• Georgia Sports Blog :: Paul Westerdawg is doing a bang-up job covering the headlines from SEC Media Days.
• Bruins Nation :: UCLA WR Coach Eric Scott was arrested this week and it’s come out that maybe his job app wasn’t properly vetted.
• TideSports.com :: Alabama and UTEP mutually decided against playing each other in 2008.
• SI.com :: Looks like the Big Eleven Ten is looking to add a twelfth member.
• Fanblogs :: Notre Dame went and scheduled Baylor… still no time for Alabama.
• Her Loyal Sons :: In related news, Notre Dame blogger domer.mq fired the Irish’s AD.
• FanHouse :: Georgia Tech’s Ramblin’ Wreck might not be ready for opening day. Uh oh.
• The Big Lead :: Leinart’s baby-momma Brynn Cameron might be hot, but she’s also craaazy. $30,000 a month in child support? Paging Kanye West… Paging Mr. West.
• Burnt Orange Nation :: You’re kidding, right? The “TexasFan” from the EA Sports commercials is a Baylor Alumnus?
• Track ‘em Tigers :: Auburn Blogger and former FanHouser Jay Coulter is now writing for SBNation over at Track ‘em Tigers.

Wait, wait, wait… I thought Notre Dame didn’t have time for Alabama’s shit, but now they’ve dumped Michigan for a few years and they’re scheduling new games with Oklahoma to fill in the blanks?

That’s not quite as conspicuous as scheduling another cupcake, but still… why not Alabama?

A bit of a delayed post for this week.

Game of the Week

Auburn at LSU — A top 5 pre-season pick versus a perennial SEC West contender.

Blow-out of the Week

Mississippi State at West Virginia — WVU is probably overrated, but they can’t be nearly overrated enough to make this a game.

Rivalry Special

Tennessee at Alabama — No love lost here. Should be a hell of a ball game, too.

Morbid Curiosity

Vandy at South Carolina — Two teams that look stellar half the time and like high school players the other half. You just never know what you’re going to get.

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The Pep Rally is, more-or-less, a link dump of things I found over the past week or so that didn’t merit whole posts, but deserved linkage nonetheless.

It seems pretty clear that even the PLAYERS are getting bored. And all of the playoff nay-sayers insist there’s not time for playoffs. Nonsense. Some folks clearly have too much time on their hands…

• Paging Jim Shikenjanski :: Minnesota CB Dominic Jones was charged with sexual assault after… well… just go read it yourself.
• The Big Lead :: Michael Vick was indicted on (duh) dog-fighting related charges.
• FanHouse :: Two unrelated arrests hit Georgia football.
• FoxSports.com :: A Rutgers Assistant Coach pled not guilty to an assault charge.
• Wisconsin State Journal :: Badger’s RB Lance Smith was charged with robbery, battery, and false imprisonment.
• EDSBS :: Three Alabama players are arrested for getting a little rowdy outside a Tuscaloosa bar.
• Indiana Daily Student :: Two IU players stiffed a cabbie and got arrested for it.

In news unrelated to arrests…

• FanBlogs :: The Big East is looking for someone who doesn’t suck to join the conference.
• Burnt Orange Nation :: BON’s Peter Bean edited what looks like an awesome book on Texas Football.
• FanHouse :: Notre Dame added three neutral-site home games. Two of them in Orlando. One in San Antonio. WTF?
• Capstone Report :: After raising their eyebrows in an accusatory manner at Alabama’s reporting three minor violations, Auburn bloggers will need to tuck their tails, as a the Tigers reported thirteen minor violations.

Did I miss any arrests?